Save the date motherfuckers! We are having a bicycle extravaganza in H'velle. June 7th, write it down. Details soon to follow.
Also, this thursday, local scottish terrier fighter, Tyler B, is hosting another game of rip-jims-spokes-out on the roof top across from the civic center. Others have referred to the game as, forgive my pronunciation, byke poh-loh (?). Anyhow, all the city kids tell us country bumkins that it's all the rage so what the heck Aunt B, we're gonna give it a try. Barn Raisin' to follow immediately afterwards.